dear soarable,

many a times i wish that i could get away from this place. i want to be a little less… well… green and grouchy… and maybe live the bunneigh life a little… get out of this dump. please help… i want happy thoughts (or happeigh thoughts, as you always say).

xoxo,
os**r

ps: keep me anonymous please, i’ve got a reputation.
 

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os**r my loveleigh,

don’t despair. happeighness is yours to conquer! remember to always smile and think positiveliegh. look forward to bunneigh sundays where you can run free in the meadows and smell the daiseighs. as a treat, I will be sending you my famous “dip your head in the daiseighs!” body lotion. you are sure to feel like everyday is a bunneigh sunday! till the next time… soar, soar and aw…aaa…y…!

happeighness alweighs,
soarable bunneigh
 

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